What I won’t miss if I get hit by a missile
Ads. Bad manners. Detangling my hair. Chapped lips. The logistics of splitting a bill. Dressing rooms. The Oxford comma. Couples that fight in public. The evil eye. Online discourse. Dinners simultaneously spent with people and silence. My last name. Long socks. Standing still. Block quotes Pull quotes. My savings account. Israeli hummus. Gifts for the sake of gifting. Sweaty pits. Moths. The death penalty. The concept of the death penalty. Bathroom queues. Airplane food. The illusion of choice. My screentime. Violence that never stops. Cramps. LinkedIn. Messages that get lost in the ether. Jam. Office politics. Humidity. Incurious people. Food waste. The cost of living crisis. Impatience. Missiles. Woe is me.