Thoughts that could've been bad tweets
What I've been typing into my Notes app over the last week when I had something to say but nowhere to put it.
- How would you feel if somebody told you ‘you make me feel like I just got a haircut’?
- I read somewhere that the desire to be a muse is really suppressed creative energy, which is so romantic.
- The quickest way to learn about a culture’s staple food is to ask what single item, more than any other, ends up as leftovers.
- You think you have all of the time in the world to buy colin the caterpillar and then you don’t.
- What’s more important in public transport: timeliness or cleanliness? I'd rather walk than choose.
- A problem that my grandmother often had was figuring out what to do with leftover falafel. I'm yet to meet somebody else who regularly deals with this problem.
- As far as I know, falling in love feels like getting a tan. My favourite line in songs is 'do you remember?'.
- Asking for a friend obviously but what does it mean if you have a dream that you’re in a lift with netanyahu and he’s being kind of nice to you?
- The solution to leftover falafel is crumbling them into weekend eggs.
- I don’t think I'd take it well because I always cry after haircuts. It’s like telling somebody they make you feel like it’s your birthday.