If I was a nice girl
If I was a nice girl, I would…
- Ask every taxi driver for their life story
- Be on a first-name basis with the barista
- Carry extra pads and lighters at the pub
- Donate my books and clothes
- Eat every meal like it’s my last
- Forgive those who hurt you
- Grow mint on my windowsill
- Help people who wouldn’t help me
- Idle on the grass and the water
- Joke like I’m not afraid
- Kiss both cheeks
- Learn how to use a gun
- Memorise poems by heart
- Notice everything
- Offer to pay for lunch
- Put the kettle on for the plumber
- Question contrarians
- Read books with bad covers
- Say thank you to the bus driver
- Tip in countries that don’t have tipping culture
- Understand that it’s not personal
- Volunteer at nursing homes
- Write honestly
- 'X' at the end of every text message
- Yum your yucks
- Zone out, not in